i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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