it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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