what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
I just want to make out with him forever
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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