I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
Randomize