He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
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Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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