he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
She bit a glass in half.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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