You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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