my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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