Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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