After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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