I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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