the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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