should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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