they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
I want her autograph on my taint
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
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