hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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