: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
Randomize
