hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Randomize
