I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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