no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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