dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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