P.S. I can't hear my feet
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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