Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize