hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
Randomize
