Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
smell my finger.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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