it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
Text me some of your sweat
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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