How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
Randomize
