check it out our google latitudes are spooning
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
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