Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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