Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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