Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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