We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
My vagina is officially offended.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
Randomize
