Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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