I need help removing her.
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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