Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
do nipples grow back?
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