me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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