how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
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