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(651): View more from Minnesota

Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how

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(564): View more from Washington

I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.

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(256): View more from Alabama

You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.

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(778): View more from British Columbia

Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..

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(480): View more from Arizona

I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet

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(914): View more from New York

It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional

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(585): View more from New York

High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.

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(803): View more from South Carolina

Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.

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