Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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