And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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