don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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