Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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