Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
Best friends brother. Beat that.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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