No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
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