I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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