But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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