Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
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