Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
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