do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
This is my gift to your gina
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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