Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
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