People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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