Why are handjobs necessary in class?
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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