Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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