why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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