im about as happy as oj after his trial
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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