We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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