i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Why are your pants in the freezer?
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