remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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