I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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